A young teenage friend of ours will be the best man for his dad's wedding and is nervous. He has asked for some fun one liners. His dad is middle aged but getting married to a women several years younger.
We have thought of a theme of - 'advice to dad about girls today'.
E.G -
Women today are more likely to shop at Ann Summers than Laura Ashley.
&
Thongs are a genuine piece of underwear and should not be returned as faulty
(sort of thing - but obviously funny)
Suggestions welcome. 