A BOXER STANDS IN A GLOOMY WAREHOUSE, HE IS ENORMOUS AND SCARY LOOKING.
HE IS STANDING JUST BEHIND A YELLOW LINE.
THERE IS A QUEUE OF NERDY LOOKING COMEDY WRITERS INFRONT OF IT.
SOOTYJ STANDS WATCHING
A SIGN HANGS SLACKLY FROM THE CEILING READING
"Sootyj sketch conclusion factory."
A NERD WALKS UPTO THE LINE
BOXER
Where's your punchline?
NERD
Punchlines are uneccesary in fluid, character centred comedy.
BOXER
There's your punchline.
PUNCHES NERD OUT
THIS CONTINUES UNTIL THERE IS A BIG PILE OF UNCONCIOUS NERDS (EACH ONE COMES UP WITH A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING A PUNCHLINE SUCH AS "post modernism" or "none Euro-centric comedic structures). EACH ONE RECIEVES A WELL DESERVED BEATING.
A TOUGH NERD APPROACHES THE BOXER.
BOXER
Where's your punchline?
TOUGH NERD
Where's your irony?
BOXER
Eh?
TOUGH NERD
There's your irony!
PULLS OUT AN IRON BAR AND BEATS THE BOXER UNCONCIOUS.
SOOTYJ WALKS UP BEHIND TOUGH NERD AND STABS HIM
SOOTYJ
Ironies great but you have to have a point.
