bushbaby
Monday 27th April 2009 3:24pm
3,508 posts
This is what it should look like with three elipses
SCOTT: What we doin in a lay by steve?...Not gonna do bad things to me are you?
STEVE: Huh(long pause)Nar.
SCOTT: What we got for lunch then Mr Steve?...Still doin the atkins diet with your misses and her sister?
STEVE: Nah.
SCOTT: Come on...what you got?...What you got?
(Steve puts paper down and pulls out his lunchbag, with an eager look on his face)
STEVE: Oooooo...what havent we got my son?(Pulling things out the bag one by one)
A ham and pickle batch, with...tiger bread, a rolo yogurt (showing it to scott)
SCOTT: oooo...got your spoon?
STEVE: Yep...got a rolo yogurt.
SCOTT: what another one?
STEVE: No...same one...got a kitkat, a pack of midget gems and a muller light mandarin yogurt...for the old health kick.
SCOTT: Was gonna say, the diets going well then, (sacastically) if it werent for the mandarin yogurt there, I was beginning to think you were abandoning the diet...how much you lost then?
STEVE: (Opening the kitkat)...erm I reckon about a stone.
SCOTT: ...Bout a stone?...well don't you know, when did you last weigh yourself?
STEVE: I dont...
SCOTT: What you mean you dont?...how'd you know you've lost a stone?
STEVE: Well, I reckon its about a stone, cos every inch off your waist they say you've lost about a stone don't they?
SCOTT: What?
STEVE: A stone for every inch off the' old love handle.
SCOTT: Steve no they dont...where have you heard that shit from!...I swear you make this shit up.
STEVE: Nah its true...serious.
SCOTT: OH serious...your the next Gillian Mckeith then steve...So you've measured your waist then, and you've lost an inch?
STEVE: Erm...I reckon so yeah.
SCOTT: You haven't measured your waist have you Steve?
STEVE: No... its a guess
(long pause)
SCOTT: So...you could actually still be the same weight then...
STEVE: well...guess so...feel slimmer though.
(Steve puts the whole kitkat into this mouth)