The song should be sang to the tune of the Candy Man from Willy Wonka (original).
~~THE SCOTSMAN~~
Teacher:
Who can take a country
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in propaganda
and a scandal or two
The scotsman
The scotsman can
The scotsman can cause he mixes it with lies and makes the world taste crud
Who can take an economy
Hide it in a lie
Squander all our money
and make our futures die?
Children:
The scotsman?
Teacher:
The scotsman
The scotsman can
The scotsman can cause he mixes it with lies and makes the world taste crud
As our soldiers die
Gordon eats American pie
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
They have nothing on their dishes
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in some blood
Then pass the buck
And leave us with the crud?
The Scotsman
Children:
Gordon Brown can
Teacher:
The scotsman can cause he mixes it with lies
And makes the world taste crud
And the world tastes crud cause the scotsman thinks it should