Darling Budget 2 (inspired by bigfella's) Page 3

Quote: Leevil @ April 28 2009, 11:31 AM BST

That's because I have my hand on your thigh.

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Is that you? I wondered what that sandwich was doing in my lap!

That's not mayo.

*spits out sandwich* Pah! Pah! *scrapes tongue with razor*