To the tune of "Music" by Madonna.
Hey Mr. DJ it won't be too long, you're not radio one's baby
you may be young at heart
but your gonna get the chop, cos your just fat and lazy
Moyles you can't stay on radio forever
Moyles your to old to keep playing the rebel
you get older everyday and it's time to take stock
you'll soon be radio two's newbie
Your act is wearing thin, your careers in disarray
But just take it on your chins, think of the goodbye buffet
Moyles you should have stayed behind in Kenya
Moyles should've stayed on that mountain forever
Hey Mr. DJ this is your swan song, there are no if's or maybe's
while you played your part
I'm afraid it's time to stop, before you drive us crazy