To the tune of "Wait a minute, Mr Postman"
(Stop)
Oh yes, Take a pay freeze Mister Postman
(Pay)
Freeze Mister Postman
Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
The state of England's economy
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
I know our profits have started to climb
(Oh yeah)
If you don't like it, you can resign
The Royal Mail was in decay
Thank God for drunken bids on eBay
Please Mister Postman, can't you agree
To take a pay freeze, please do it for me
I know you're thinking of striking Mister Postman
but please
I know that things are gonna get better
But I can't afford special delivery
(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, if you flee
(Oh yeah)
i'll let my dog chase you up that tree
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
I know the post office was in decline
(Oh yeah)
But all the bills to post have saved you this time
I'm sure you can live without a rise
Leaving now just wouldn't be wise
I'm sure in time things will get better
It could be worse at least it's nice weather
(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
The state of England's economy