SCENE1
MAN GOES INTO A CHIPPY THERE IS A FRYER BEHIND THE COUNTER.
MAN
Ooh this is new what a fancy looking chippy. I bet you even do that fancy onion vinegar.
FRYER
Who are you? How did you find out about this place?
MAN
I was just passing by, got any cod?
FRYER
Why do you want to know?
MAN
Well the fish here must be excelent if you feel you can be so rude to your customers. But to answer your question I want to douse it in vinegar and eat it out of some newspaper.
SCENE2
MAN IS BEING DRAGGED AWAY FROM THE CHIPPY BY 2 POLICE MEN WITH A BLANKET OVER HIS HEAD
A CROWD (S0ME OF WHOM ARE DRESSED AS FISH) PELT HIM WITH RUBBISH
WE SEE THE SIGN ABOVE THE SHOP READS
"Hostel for battered fish"
