2 CUSTOMS OFFICERS ARE STANDING AT A DESK.
CUSTOMS1
Right chief can you remind me who are we supposed to be keeping out of UKPLC?
CUSTOMS2
Colin you are a pillock. Ok here we go again; brown skinned, foreign terrorist killers out. Foreign types who want to benefit the country and integrate in.
CUSTOMS1
Righto chief.
A GURKHA WALKS ON
GURKHA
Hello I'm an exGurkha who was in the British army for 20 years and won the Victorian cross I'd like to retire here.
CUSTOMS1
Piss off you dole scrounger.
CUSTOMS2
Terrorist.
GURKHA WALKS OFF.
CUSTOMS2
That was easy.
TERRORIST WALKS ON.
TERRORIST
Hello I'm a Pakistani student and absolutely not a terrorist.
CUSTOMS2
What are you studying in the UK?
TERRORIST
I don't know they didn't teach me to read in my training camp...oops I mean Lahore City Acadmey.
CUSTOMS1
That' fine go on through.
TERRORIST WALKS OFF.
CUSTOMS1
For a second I thought h was going to ay media studies.