My (S)crappy Song

To the tune of DRIVE MY CAR by THE BEATLES

I want a new car, an Audi TT
But I'm a-bit short of money
I've got an old banger, a rusty machine
Gonna trade it in the scrappage scheme

Darling you can scrap my car
Think I'll get a Ja-gu-ar
Darling you can scrap my car
And pay-a grand or two

The car business is in the crap
So's my car, it's not even worth scrap
But to help the in-dust-try to heal
Given in-cen-tives to trade in my wheels

Darling you can take my car
It won't get you very far
Darling scrap my crappy car
And pay me a grand or two

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Darling you can scrap my car
The left door's a bit ajar
Darling you can scrap my car
And pay-a grand or two

Global warming and the carbon cycle
Means we should buy a bicycle
Instead we're paid to get automobile
That's gonna kill off those 'ickle seals

Darling you can scrap my car
Think I'll get a Ja-gu-ar
Darling you can scrap my car
And kill a seal or two

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Liked this one - don't drive so don't know much about the issue, but neatly done.

Very good Robo - You don't need the scheme though - all those lovely pounds coming in from NR/TS

Ta, glad you liked it.

Not nearly enough Bigfella - but I hope one day to buy a car of satire.