INT. DAY. ROOM.
A PSYCHIATRIST IS AT HIS DESK. CERTIFICATES ARE PLACED ON THE WALL AROUND HIM.
SCENE 1:
FX BUZZER
VOICE:
It's a Mr Malone to see you. He's been referred from his employers for long term stress related sick absence.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Thanks Miss Jones, send him in.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Mr Malone, please sit down.
MAN:
Mr Malone, please sit down.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Here we go again.
MAN:
Here we go again.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Look, if you think by repeating everything I say..
MAN:
Look, if you think by repeating everything I say..
PSYCHIATRIST:
..you'll fool me as regards your mental state.
MAN:
..you'll fool me as regards your mental state.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Ok, enough. Suck my willy.
MAN:
Ok, enough. Suck my willy.
PSYCHIATRIST LEANS OVER HIS DESK WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN.
MAN:
Geddoutofit, you dirty pervert.
MAN RUNS OUT.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Ha, works every time. Perfectly fit for work.
PSYCHIATRIST TICKS FORM.
SCENE 2:
FX BUZZER
VOICE: A Mr Lamont to see you, another work referral.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Ok, send him in.
PSYCHIATRIST:
Please take a seat Mr Lamont.
MAN: (extremely camp voice)
Please take a seat Mr Lamont.
CUT TO PAINFUL EXPRESSION ON PSYCHIATRIST'S FACE.
