A MAN IS IN BED IN A HOSPITAL HE IS ILL AND FULL OF TUBES ETC A NURSE SPEAKS TO HIM.
NURSE
How are you doing Mr Jones?
MAN
Not so good the Doc told me it's lights out, I've got maybe a week left. Still chin up eh.
NURSE
Look Mr Jones I was wandering if I could do something to offer you some comfort, make the pain easier.
MAN
Well there's not much blood down there but if you....
NURSE IS FIDDLING WITH A CRUCIFIX.
MAN
Oh you want to pray. Go on then can't hurt.
NURSE
Thanks Mr Jones.
NURSE INVERTS HER CRUCIFIX AND TEARS OPEN THE FRONT OF HER DRESS.
NURSE
Oh lord Satan take the worthless soul of this raddled loser!
MAN
Blimy knew I should have gone BUPA.
