DR DAVID BANNER IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY JIL AND TIM.
JIL
David I think you know why we want to speak to you today.
DAVID
Oh God 3 years of keeping the beast under control. All gone in 5 minutes of madness. You're going to hand me over to the military aren't you?
TIM
David what you are doing is something we in human resources call prejudging.
DAVID
What?
JIL
When we have issues about one area of your work performance you exagerate how you feel we should react.
TIM
And complain about our percieved prejudice for example "I stole a pen so you can't trust us Chinese workers." In your case I turned into a 12foot green monster and destroyed the office that makes me unreliable.
DAVID
But I went berzerk; smashed up the office, threw a photocopier out of the window I might have killed some one.
JIL
Yes you have a medical condition related to stress.
TIM
We understand we have a risk assessment. It's your threatening behaviour we're worried about.
DAVID
What threatening behaviour?
JIL
Saying "don't make me angry you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
TIM
Now doesn't that sound unfriendly and menacing. You're threatening to withdraw your affection, Jane was quite upset when you said that to her.
DAVID
I thought that was because I threw her out of a plate glass window, 6 stories down into the carpark.
JIL
No David it was the feeling disrespected in her work place. Not the shattered pelvis and facial lacerations that made her cry.
DAVID
This is ridiculous. It's political correctness gone mad! You're making me angry you won't....
JIL
Ahem David what have we just been speaking about?
DAVID
Oh sorry. Thanks to a Gama radiation imbalance I am going to beat you to death and probably eat you. I apologise in advance for any inconvenience this may cause.
TIM
Now isn't that better.
DAVID
Rooaaaarrrggghhhh!
