British Comedy Guide

Giant Battleships - Quickie

INT. - STUDENT FLAT

TWO STUDENTS AT A TABLE, HUGE GRIDS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF THEM, IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME OF BATTLESHIPS.

STUDENT 1
F15.

STUDENT 2
Miss. B3.

STUDENT 1
Miss. G20.

STUDENT 2
Hit!

SUDDENLY A GANG OF RIOT POLICE BURSTS IN WAVING BATONS AND SHIELDS WILDLY, SHOUTING "HIT!" REPEATEDLY AS THEY BATTER THE STUDENTS.

END

Reminds me of Ronnie Corbett, short and funny.

Good one Badge.

The police do a difficult job.

So do surgeons but they can still be funny.

Not bad at all.

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