EXT. HEAVEN
God sits on his cloud, chilling. Jesus strolls up.
JESUS
Hey God.
GOD
It's Dad to you.
JESUS [Sarcastic]
Sorry, Da'ad.
GOD
Why aren't you busy?
JESUS
It's Sunday, I'm chillin'.
GOD
But Sunday is your most busiest day.
JESUS
Yeah, but I'm on my holidays, innit.
GOD
I don't recall you booking any holidays?
JESUS
I did, I did, I wrote it down... somewhere?
Jesus checks his pockets and then pulls out a chewing gum wrapper, a receipt and an iPod.
GOD [Referring to the iPod]
What's that?
JESUS
It's my iPod. I have The Eagles entire discography on here.
GOD
How is that possible? It's so small.
JESUS
They compress it down, or something?
GOD
Hmm, that gives me an idea...
God runs off with excitement, but still yells back to Jesus.
GOD
We'll continue this holiday business later!
JESUS
Shit.
Fade out
EXT. HEAVEN'S BASEMENT
God, wearing a welding mask and using a welder, finishes the final pieces on his project. He removes the mask.
GOD
There we go.
He holds up, what appears to be an iPod.
GOD [At the top of his voice]
Jesus!
From the other room, Jesus replies.
JESUS [O.O.S]
What?!
GOD
Look what I did son!
JESUS
I can't, I'm busy!
GOD
You must come see!
JESUS
Aw, Dad!
Jesus enters.
GOD
Ta-da!
JESUS
Hey, what did you do to my iPod?
GOD
I made it better!
JESUS
You didn't wipe The Eagles did you?
GOD
I was tempted, but no.
JESUS
What's that, on the screen?
-- Sketch abandoned --
Write your own damn ending 
