Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2009, 4:27 PM BSTAnd with the sensuous aroma from the oils drifting, filling your nostrils, overwhelming you with intense relaxation... Knocking you out, so you don't feel anything as the masseur hacks your limbs off and buries you 3ft beneath the sand in a nearby cove.
Not everyone is like you Aaron, some people do a proper job and bury you 6 ft!
Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2009, 4:31 PM BSTI know, all there to see his legendary tackle.
Not as big as Gary Cooper's.
Quote: Balf @ April 21 2009, 4:43 PM BSTNot as big as Gary Cooper's.
Yeah, but Cooper didn't have a dashing moustache just above his.
Didn't need one. He was too busy shagging Clara Bow to care about his facial hair.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2009, 4:42 PM BSTNot everyone is like you Aaron, some people do a proper job and bury you 6 ft!
6ft is a good depth I'd be happy with that.
I would fast forward to Reading 2009 this summer and wrestle with the demons in my head as I trip on Acid and watch great bands.
In fantasy travel back in time and have a good old hunt with Henry VIII... Maybe even a beheading? Whatever he feels like. 
Yeah, and who would he be behading? 
As I'm currently watching In The Night Garden with my 7 month old daughter, I can honestly say I don't want to be anywhere else but home. 
In reality: St, Tropez, high Summer, huge villa with olympic sized pool near the beach, to share with friends.
In fantasy: Notting Hill, 1968 hanging out with Hendrix. Or I'd go back to the summer of 1990. That was fun!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 22 2009, 12:09 PM BSTIn fantasy: Notting Hill, 1968 hanging out with Hendrix.
Ahh the summer of 1990, I had just moved onto solid foods, Brit pop was only six years away and the Spice Girls were all still in training bras. Great stuff!
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 22 2009, 11:05 AM BSTI would fast forward to Reading 2009 this summer
Woop!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 4:00 PM BSTWoop!
I can't wait. What a line up as well!
Excitement overload! You been before?
I went last year, too! I'm soooo so excited!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 22 2009, 5:03 PM BSTI went last year, too! I'm soooo so excited!
I missed last year beacuse I was in Thailand but was at the three before that!
Amazing!!
Maybe see you there? I'll meet you by 'Chunky Chips Wicked Dips'?
Edited by Aaron.
Haha! Where *else* does *anyone* meet!? 