How do you tell the difference between a baby and a lazy dwarf?
Tricky Dwarf Question
If that's the best excuse your defence lawyer can come up, then I'm afraid it's off to jail with you. I have informed both the authorities and Louis Theroux.
Only joking, a lazy dwarf can be easily spotted because it has the words 'Back to Earth Trilogy' written in front of it.
Ok, now I've established what it is.
How can I stop him from crying and get him off my bed?
Edited by Aaron.
I don't know, I keep my dwarves in a cage.
Quote: John Killalea @ April 21 2009, 1:47 AM BSTHow do you tell the difference between a baby and a lazy dwarf?
The dwarf has a beard..
Times are changing my friend. Once it was socially acceptable to keep your dwarves in a cage but due to do-gooders like Jamie Oliver we are under pressure to keep free range dwarves. Let's just hope the adult film industry will pay the higher charges and not import Polish dwarves.
Edited by Aaron.
Quote: John Killalea @ April 21 2009, 1:47 AM BSTHow do you tell the difference between a baby and a lazy dwarf?
You've got a thing about dwarfs, haven't you John? I read this in your profile:
"I would like to hear from 'short gag writers"
Quote: John Killalea @ April 21 2009, 2:21 AM BSTOk, now I've established what it is.
How can I stop him from crying and get him off my bed?
Edited by Aaron.
Who, the lazy baby or the dwarf?
Something's wrong there. Either way, give him a bottle of milk stout.