Gordon Brown meets "M" head of MI6
Gordon :M, as President Obama has cleaned up the CIA, I want guarantees there is no torture going on at MI6. Can you assure me don't use water boarding.
M: Water boarding? Christ No Prime Minister. What with obesity rates, most of our new agents can't even swim.
Gordon: M, Water boarding is a simulated drowning technique.
M: Oh that. No that's a bit advanced for us. We use the traditional British Public School method<beat> We push the buggers heads down the bog and then give it a damn good flush.
Gordon: Excellent.
M: On the subject of the new President. Our man in Washington has come up with an issue.
Gordon: Really?
M: We've done a lot of undercover work and...
M looks around to make sure that no one is listening.
M: His middle name is Hussain!
Gordon: (Slowly) Yes?
M: Well don't you see it's the same as.........that man .
Gordon: I see what you're getting at. I agree it's an important matter.
M: Oh good, I thought you might think I was being stupid.
Gordon: No, I know this summer is important. Anything we can do to help. I didn't even know he played, most Americans don't.
M: Sorry?
Gordon: Is he a bowler? We're short of those.
M: Lost you I'm afraid. Prime Minister.
G: You were comparing him to Nasser Hussain.....Ex England Captain....I assumed you wanted Barrack in the England team for the Ashes.