Philips Record.
Queen: Oh Philip I'm so proud of you. You've broken the record at last.
Philip: The longest serving consort to the bloody British monarch. It's something to put on the tombstone I suppose.
Queen: Oh that! No I was on about the other record.
Philip: Sorry?
Queen: Philip! It's official. You've finally managed to utter an insult about every single country on Earth!
Ends