British Comedy Guide

G-20 has their Picnic Song

To the tune of THE TEDDY BEARS PICNIC
tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fJlykpGjY&feature=related

If you go up to the G20
You're sure of a big surprise
If you're going to protest today
You'd better go in disguise

For every cop that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the G20 has their mee-ting

Meeting time for world leaders
The crowds of protestors are marching on London town today
Coppers catch them unawares
Pull out their truncheons and then beat away
See them gaily use their clout
They love to knock you out
Send you to intensive care
At six o'clock the protesting numpties
Will get bashed on the head
In a fight that is really unfair

If you go up to the G20
You'd better not go alone
You might be armed with some shite slogans
Still it's safer to stay at home

For every thug that ever there was
Works for the Metropolitan Fuzz
They'll push you down and when you're there give you a kick

Another good one Rob.

yes, brilliant

Thanks lady and gent

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