Mashup TV 4

HOMES AND WATSONS ARE INVESTIGATING A FOREST.

WATSON
Look Holmes a blanket and it's been savaged!

HOLDS UP A SHREDDED RED RED BLANKET SMATTERED WITH BLOOD AND BLUE FUR

HOLMES
And look at that chewed up yellow crown, I fear this maybe the work of some hell hound.

WATSON
But Holmes didn't we dispatch the feirsome hound of the Baskervilles?

HOLMES
But this may be another a curious tale of a dog, look!

THERE IS A SMASHED DOLL'S HOUSE SURROUNDED BY THE BLOODIED REMAINS OF TINY LITTLE PEOPLE AND DOG POOS.

WATSON
That's horrible Holmes.

HOLMES
It would now appear this is the "curious tale of the dog in the night garden."
There he is Watson shoot him!

WE SEE DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER CHEWING UP MACKAPACKA AND HUMPING UPSY DAISY.

WATSON
Holmes we really do need to discuss your opium intake.

I rather liked that.

Thank you sir, now just to find a sketch show that wants it.

I thought it was pretty good too. You seem to be writing about In The Night Garden recently.

Is this your latest comedy squeeze after pirates, tramps and PC Ivor Truncheon?

Sootmeister is hitting top form. Have you added me on MSN yet?

Thanks
Not yet Mr Slagg will do tonight.
And Sootyj land is a vast empire of reprobates they can't all fit on stage at once.