British Comedy Guide

Murder in the Dark.

Murder in the Dark.

Night Vision Type Thing Lighting.

Yvette Fielding and Brian Shepherd are filming "Most Haunted "in a spooky old house.

Yvette Screams

Yvette: What the f**k was that Brian?

Brian: I don't know Yvette but I felt it's presence.

Yvette: Was it a poltergeist?

Brian: No the energy feels wrong for a poltergeist.

Yvette: What is it then? Not witches again?

Brian: I'm not picking up any witches.

Yvette Screams again.

Yvette: F**k,F**k, F**k. It brushed past my face. It must be a phantom.

Brian: I'm picking up a name.......wait....Gill?.... No....Phil...Yes....His name is Phil.

A gunshot rings out and Brian falls to the ground, murdered.

The light picks out a strange looking man with mad hair, holding the gun.

Yvette: Oh I see. It was a Spector!

Ends

*Groans*

(in a good way)

Laughs :D

(in a good way)

Ha Ha Ha

:D :D :D

Thank you all.

(in a good way)

Farts (in a good way)

:D

Funny stuff.

Spector - spectre. So simple yet so...Clever. What I mean is it's nice. Maybe just adapt it for the stage?

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