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Have you ever...

...drank your own piss?

It's just, last night, I had the feeling that I might have a go. I got as far as pissing into a useful receptacle, but was rather put off by the stench and the warmth.

I imagine, however, that at least one or two of you may have had a go. So, what, for example, would it be comparable to?

And please feel free to use this thread to put any similar questions, about things you haven't done, and would like some opinion on the matter before you do anything...

Have you ever lived next door to john lucas 101?

If he offers you Lucozade, say no. It's a trick.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 15 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Have you ever lived next door to john lucas 101?

If he offers you Lucozade, say no. It's a trick.

Now there's an idea!

Aqua vitae…aqua vitae!

Once for a £40 bet on new years eve 1999. I wasn't too bad.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 15 2009, 1:47 PM BST

Once for a £40 bet on new years eve 1999. I wasn't too bad.

40 pounds? And those were the days when 40 pounds was forty pounds.

Well, maybe that's the kind of incentive I need. Perhaps I'll get sponsored.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 15 2009, 1:52 PM BST

40 pounds? And those were the days when 40 pounds was forty pounds.

Well, maybe that's the kind of incentive I need. Perhaps I'll get sponsored.

I was a student then, so £40 was worth about 40 beers. Which was about what I needed to get the taste from my mouth.

I done it a couple of times at Glastonbury last year, I hadn't slept for three days and needed some nourishment..

And there were far to many d***s floating around the body... :$ :$

Crikey! You lads bring new meaning to the phrase 'potty mouth'.

And here come the jokes -

No wonder you have such yellow teeth.

Oh well, you must save a fortune on dental floss with a grow your own philosophy.

I drank piss once, it had Fosters written on the side of it.

Anybody fancy a wee dram?

This cock-a-leaky soup tastes funny.

I was on the piss last night.

And loads, loads more. Order now...or die!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 15 2009, 2:20 PM BST

And there were far to many d***s floating around the body... :$ :$

Please don't censor. What do you mean?

(too*)

Yes, I tried it. I was considering going on a fast, drinking only this for a few days, but I never did. Though I did manage it for 2 or 3 days, and it's not as unpleasant as you think, you soon get used to it.

What's with all the pissdrinkers on BSG? Jesus Christ I was totally expecting Lucas 101 to get mauled for his urine curiosity, but no, it seems everyone's sipping their own amber nectar. You dirty, dirty bastards. Sick

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 15 2009, 5:26 PM BST

What's with all the pissdrinkers on BSG? Jesus Christ I was totally expecting Lucas 101 to get mauled for his urine curiosity, but no, it seems everyone's sipping their own amber nectar. You dirty, dirty bastards. Sick

And yet it's fine for you to take the piss...

I'm with that Henman geezer on this one. F**king hell guys I wouldn't leave you lot alone in the Urology Dept of any major hospital.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 15 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Have you ever lived next door to john lucas 101?

If he offers you Lucozade, say no. It's a trick.

No. It's Lucasade.

Aye Fang Ewe.

Quote: Lee Henman @ April 15 2009, 5:26 PM BST

What's with all the pissdrinkers on BSG? Jesus Christ I was totally expecting Lucas 101 to get mauled for his urine curiosity, but no, it seems everyone's sipping their own amber nectar. You dirty, dirty bastards. Sick

Ditto.

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