Gordon Brown Interview

Gordon: Well of course it is regrettable that such things have been said about the honourable members of the opposition and as such I have personally wrote to each and every one of them......Personally.

Interviewer: To apologise ?

Gordon: The contents of the note is of a personal nature and as I have already said, What has happened is regrettable.

Interviewer: So you said sorry to them ?

Gordon: I have said that I feel so.. so... sor.. sor... sordid.......what was said about them was sordid, was sordid and regrettable.

Interviewer: Do you know how to say sorry ?

Gordon: Regrettably, no.

Top idea very reminesent of Kryten and smeghead.

Maybe a bit longer? More attempts to say sorry enroute?

So=soiled himself, sodomised Darling etc.

Thanks Sooty will do a re-write and steal your soiled myself idea.

Pete

Gordon: Well of course it is regrettable that such things have been said about the honourable members of the opposition and as such I have personally wrote to each and every one of them......Personally.

Interviewer: To apologise ?

Gordon: The contents of the note is of a personal nature and as I have already said, What has happened is regrettable.

Interviewer: So you said sorry to them ?

Gordon: I have said that I feel so.. so... sor.. sor... sordid.......what was said about them was sordid, was sordid and regrettable.

Interviewer: Yes it was. Are you going to apologise to them now live on air ?

Gordon: I have already wrote to the honourable ladies and gentlemen in question personally, however, I am so..so..so..soiled. I've regrettably soiled myself and have to leave.

Interviewer: Do you know how to say sorry ?

Gordon: Regrettably, no.