British Comedy Guide

Sir bouncer

A BOUNCER IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY A WOMAN

BOUNCER
So he just walks past me in trainers whistling...whistling I had to give him a slap.

WOMAN
I see in some cases that might be understandable.

BOUNCER
And this other geezer he sticks his hand in the air and keeps shouting sir! Sir!
So I put some manners in the little bastard.

WOMAN
With your fists I believe?

BOUNCER
I maybe he'll be less cheaky in future.

WOMAN
I see you know I think the governments idea to support schools to hire bouncers to replace sick teachers hasn't been an unqualified success. Still you let the girls into your class no problem?

BOUNCER
I'm a professional I know how to manage girls.

WOMAN
Meaning?

BOUNCER
Suck my cock and you can go straight in.

This bit of dialogue from the woman is some very bad exposition:

"The governments idea to support schools to hire bouncers to replace sick teachers"

The punchline seems a bit too 'setup', but I imagine it'd get a big laugh at NewsRevue.

Share this page