LALA AND DIPSY ARE PLAYING WITH A BALL.
VO
Time for teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!
LALA
La La!
DIPSY
Dipsy!
VO
Time for Teletubbies to get jiggy with it!
LALA GOES TO KISS DIPSY, DIPSY SHYS AWAY.
LALA (SENSUALLY)
LALA?
DIPSY
Eh oh!
VO
The government had decided all 5 year olds were to have sex education lessons. And Teletubbies who didn't help out would be unemployed teletubbies.
DIPSY
Eh oh!
LALA MAKES A HE'S GAY GESTURE AT DISPY
LALA
LaLa.
DIPSY NODS ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
VO
Ooh look who's this? It's Mackpacka on a holiday from the Night Garden.
MACKAPACKA WALKS ON WITH HIS SCOOTER.
MACKAPACKA
Mackapacka.
DIPSY
Dipsy Mackapacka?
MACKAPACKA AND DIPSY KISS.
LALA
LaLa .
VO
Never mind you might be able to get a part in Torchwood.