GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO HARIET HARMAN
HARIET
Gordon this smearing must stop. You're smearing more people than a friendly chimpanzee with irritable bowel syndrome.
GORDON
No I haven't.
HARIET
You accused David Cameron of giving Mrs Thatcher AIDS.
GORDON
He might have, I'd like to.
HARIET
Gordon you've smeared too much! It doesn#t make any diferece the voters don't believe in you.
GORDON
Then I'll smear them! Everyone in Birmingham is gay, Liverpool doesn't shave it's armpits London is full of arseholes.
HARIET
Gordon those are all blatant lies, exept the bit about London.
ROWAN WILLIAMS STORMS ON
ROWAN
Me the Chief Rabbi and the Head of the Muslim Council of Great Britain think this smearing is out of control.
GORDON
You would say that, I have a file proving....God is a paedophile.
GORDON IS STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING.
GORDON
Ok maybe that one isn't true.