CAPTAIN PUGWASH IS ADRESSING HIS CREW.
CAPTAIN
Piracy isn't what it used to be eh Roger the Cabin Boy? In my day it was all whimsical adventures, stealing trifles and rubbish animation.
CABIN BOY
Silence you infidel cur! I am now "Martyrs himself on public transport," the cabin boy.
CAPTAIN
This is ridiculous master "wanks other sailors off."
MASTER
Be silent you poorly animated infidel, scum bag. We've all become fundamentalist Somali pirates! No more silly adventures at tea times before Blue Peter!
CABIN
Now we kidnap American sailors for millions of their cursed US dollars.
CABIN DRAGS ON A US CAPTAIN.
US CAPTAIN
Hands off me you cardboard cut off, fundamentalist, limey fruit.
CAPTAIN
Oh dear this is not going to go well.....
GUN SHOTS RING OUT ALL THE PIRATES DROP DEAD.