EDD BALLS IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
EDD
I find it ridiculous that teachers can't control their classes. All you need is to have a firm hand and stand upto bullies and disruptive influences.
GORDON BROWN WALKS ON AND KNEES HIM THE GROIN.
GORDON
How's your dead balls Edd Balls? Now say I'm gay and I won't run against Gordon.
JAQUI SMITH WALKS ON.
EDD
Jaqui he's picking on me again.
JAQUI GIVES EDD A CHINESE BURN.
JAQUI
Shut up Dick 'Edd now give me your MPs expenses.
EDD
But I need those for my lunch, my wife will kill me.
GORDON
Let's go and write nasty things about him on our facebook pages.
JAQUI
Like when you said David Cameron was gay.
GORDON
No Jaqui that was McBride New Labour would never smear anyone. We're professionals a not a bunch of petty school yard bullies. Now kiss Jaqui.
EDD
Can't I just say I'm gay?
JAQUI
Didn't work for my husband.
haha I liked it. You are rather good at the political stuff Mr Sooty.