EXT. DAY. SUPERMARKET CAR PARK.
A MAN LOADING BAGS INTO HIS CAR IS APPROACHED BY A CAMERA CREW AND REPORTER. THINK WATCHDOG/ROGUE TRADERS.
REPORTER:
Doctor Lewis. Why do you perform plastic surgery when you quite clearly haven't the faintest idea what you're doing?
MAN:
What?
REPORTER: (showing man a camcorder)
June White, for years she felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. She blew her life savings on a sex change operation but look what you did to her.
CAMCORDER SHOWS A WOMAN ON ALL FOURS IN HER HOUSE SHOUTING 'HEE-HAW' AND FROM THE BACK A LONG BROWN DONKEY DONG DANGLES BETWEEN HER LEGS.
REPORTER:
Would you like to comment on allegations that you have been cutting corners on your operations and that your wife is a silent partner in a donkey sanctuary business?
MAN:
Look, the name's Dave Gibson. I'm a builder not a doctor, now f**k off.
REPORTER:
Oh, oops, there appears to be a mix up. I'm really sorry about our mistake.
A SECOND CAMERA CREW WITH REPORTER APPEARS AND APPROACHES THE FIRST CREW.
REPORTER 2:
But its not the first mistake is it? Liam Kelly, a gardener who you falsely accused of preying on gullible, wealthy spinsters is currently languishing in a mental institution because of your lies. Any comment on that, eh?
FIRST CREW LEGS IT CHASED BY SECOND CREW.
REPORTER 2: (shouting)
You're bogus, you give us all a bad name.
