INT: AN OFFICE
TWO SECRETARIES AT ADJACENT DESKS ARE TYPING WHILE THEY CHAT
Jen: Well, I knew Barry had booked the restaurant for me Surprise Birthday party so I checked the computer afterwards….
Mandy: Of course, if you don't know where your surprise party is, how ya gonna know what to wear?
Jen: Exactly, so I when I saw 'Bukkake' in the search history, I was well pleased I love all that Japanese food.
Mandy: Emm, Bukkake isn't Japanese food, it's actually a sexual practice where a group of guys gather round a girl and..
Jen: <cuts in> Yeah I know now, I Googled it and to be honest I was quite looking forward to it, I starved me'self for two days..
Mandy: I wish my Dave would do something like that for me…
Jen: In the end 'e just took me up the 'arvester.
Mandy: My Dave's quite into that too.
Jen: No, he took me to an 'arvester Restaurant. Me Nan, me Mum, me Dad were all there waiting for me. I soooo wasn't dressed for it, had to keep me coat on all night.
Mandy: Did you go anywhere afterwards!
Jen: Yeah, went for a bit of karaoke.
Mandy: Ewww, you guys are gross.