British Comedy Guide

Surprise Birthday Party

INT: AN OFFICE
TWO SECRETARIES AT ADJACENT DESKS ARE TYPING WHILE THEY CHAT

Jen: Well, I knew Barry had booked the restaurant for me Surprise Birthday party so I checked the computer afterwards….

Mandy: Of course, if you don't know where your surprise party is, how ya gonna know what to wear?

Jen: Exactly, so I when I saw 'Bukkake' in the search history, I was well pleased I love all that Japanese food.

Mandy: Emm, Bukkake isn't Japanese food, it's actually a sexual practice where a group of guys gather round a girl and..

Jen: <cuts in> Yeah I know now, I Googled it and to be honest I was quite looking forward to it, I starved me'self for two days..

Mandy: I wish my Dave would do something like that for me…

Jen: In the end 'e just took me up the 'arvester.

Mandy: My Dave's quite into that too.

Jen: No, he took me to an 'arvester Restaurant. Me Nan, me Mum, me Dad were all there waiting for me. I soooo wasn't dressed for it, had to keep me coat on all night.

Mandy: Did you go anywhere afterwards!

Jen: Yeah, went for a bit of karaoke.

Mandy: Ewww, you guys are gross.

Great idea but the punch was a bit weak I thought. I would have done something like:

Jen: No, he took me to an 'arvester Restaurant. Me Nan, me Mum, me Dad were all there waiting for me. I soooo wasn't dressed for it, had to keep me coat on all night.

Mandy: Why what did you wear?

Jen: A bib

Just my thoughts anyway.

Angie.

Nice idea as always. ALthough I agree it falls away towards the end.

May just end with

Jen: In the end 'e just took me up the 'arvester

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Very funny! Agree with Chris & Bigfella re. the ending though. How about?
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JEN: In the end 'e just took me up the 'arvester.

MANDY: (PULLS A FACE) Ouch!

JEN: Not if you use baby oil.

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