Quote: zooo @ April 12 2009, 3:01 AM BST
Why are you flirting with ducky?
Because I want to get down? Sorry that's the best I could come up with at short notice.
Have you seen the BBC News website concerning David Tennant leaving Doctor Who? Scientists are predicting the largest ever 'eyeroll, sigh and tsk' from the British male population in history.
When the current Doctor degenerates into his new form of a bequiffed crash test dummy and finally snuffs it, the amount of female Doctor Who fans crying could cause a major disaster. Top boffins forecast that the 'eyeroll, sigh and tsk' from their male partners could be enough to flip the UK upside down.
Professor Weeto of the University of Gallifrey warns: 'We've had some major scares in the past - Robbie leaving Take That, Bros splitting up, that one out of Boyzone admitting he was a woofter - but this could be the one that finally destroys mankind for all time...Or until girls start fancying someone else off the telly five mintues later.'
Yes, I am an insensitive brute.