Labour's Smear Campaign.
Gordon Brown and Damian McBride are having a meeting
GB : Mr McBride I am going to lose the election unless we come up with something special. So I suggest you come up with a smear campaign.
DM : Fine. Something simple and believable. Let's put it around that Cameron and Osbourne are bum chums.
GB: Right?
DM: We'll say they've been at it since their public school days and they used to rub their man milk in Boris Johnson's hair, that's why it's always so f**king messy.
GB: Hang on a minute Damian.
DM: Wait Gordon I'm on a roll. Every one knows Hague used to wank over pictures of Thatcher we'll put a twist on it and say it was pictures of Ted Health. Now that's a smear campaign!
GB:Maybe? But I was just thinking of using Jade Goody's picture.
DM: Why?
GB: For the campaign! So women get their smear tests done!
Ends
