British Comedy Guide

Oliver Twist

INT. DAY. WORKHOUSE.

THE SCENE OF OLIVER HOLDING OUT HIS BOWL.

OLIVER:
Please sir, can I have some more?

MASTER: (shouting)
MORE? YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE!! (PAUSE) I don't have it.

MASTER SLAMS DOWN A PILE OF MAGAZINES.

MASTER:
I've got Bella, its ok, Heat, you could do worse than read it. Now, this months Hello has a special feature on Fagin and his missus. I've got some foreign mags.

OLIVER:
I can't read foreign languages sir.

MASTER:
I wouldn't worry about that, it's all pictures. You come over to my room after dinner boy and we'll look at them together.. alone.

Short and nutty, just about gets away with a monterou bad pun.

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