Quote: Nil Putters @ April 11 2009, 10:51 AM BSTCome Dine With Me occasionally too.
Me too!
Gulity pleasure television Page 3
Does Ben Dover count? Although he is looking shockingly like Paul Daniel's nowadays.
Chips are you sponsoring Ben's avatar's?
Quote: roscoff @ April 11 2009, 12:34 PM BSTChips are you sponsoring Ben's avatar's?
He's one of my disciples. So that if I die, he can pick up the reigns of Chipolatadom. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 11 2009, 12:33 PM BSTDoes Ben Dover count? Although he is looking shockingly like Paul Daniel's nowadays.
I don't think you're supposed to look at Ben.
Quote: Yatta @ April 10 2009, 8:32 PM BSTSpongebob Squarepants
Quote: Aaron @ April 10 2009, 8:25 PM BSTThe Apprentice.
Quote: zooo @ April 10 2009, 8:26 PM BSTBig Brother.
Quote: Blenkinsop @ April 11 2009, 11:59 AM BSTYeah count me in on Come Dine & Sleb Come Dine With Me, also Masterchef (Sleb version) and Hell's Kitchen too.
I'm starting think all the TV I watch should be slapped in here. 
Quote: Balf @ April 11 2009, 1:03 PM BSTI don't think you're supposed to look at Ben.
How can you not look at old Peanut Head? He's a magnet for the eyes.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2009, 12:30 PM BSTAs someone who has decried the state of television and in particular, reality shows, I do find myself getting hooked on MasterChef.
It's a bizarre programme, hosted by Phil Mitchell and Frankie Howard, where people basically cook some food in front of a camera and then other people eat it and say whether it's good or not.
I like Masterchef too. I like guessing which random word Greg is going to emphasis in a sentence. E.g. "Food doesn't get much better."
I also like the way there'll be a contestant who produces a dish the judges have never seen done so well, single-handly cooks 1,000 covers to five star standards in a real restaurant kitchen without breaking into a sweat and can name every species of Monoglian duck by smell alone, just to be kicked out and the contestant who did Angel Delight and tinned peaches, burnt down the restaurant kitchen and gave Greg food poisoning gets through.
Quote: roscoff @ April 11 2009, 12:34 PM BSTChips are you sponsoring Ben's avatar's?
Mr Dagger would approve of the new avatar Ben.
The only thing that bugs me about it is that we have to see close-ups of them shoveling food into their gobs. The one with hair is particularly gross, with his wide mouth frog face.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2009, 12:30 PM BSTIt's a bizarre programme, hosted by Phil Mitchell and Frankie Howard
Howerd*
I can see the Mitchell thing, but Frankie? How'd you get that?
Quote: Jack Massey @ April 11 2009, 10:27 AM BSTChucklevision and Sooty.
Nothing to be ashamed of there!
Quote: roscoff @ April 10 2009, 3:46 PM BSTSnog, Marry or Avoid
Watched this last night and it was hi-la-ri-ous.
Quote: chipolata @ April 11 2009, 12:33 PM BSTPaul Daniel's
Daniels*
Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2009, 3:09 PM BSTHowerd*
I can see the Mitchell thing, but Frankie? How'd you get that?
Because of his camp way of speaking and his 'gay' eyebrows. Yep, I said it, the fruity one from Masterchef has gay eyebrows. Deal with it.
Plus he has a creepy, toga wearing, sexually predatorary, once killed a rent boy, Caligula vibe going on - well that's what it said in the Radio Times and you can't argue with that, it's like the Bible.
And yes, Dolly, I agree with you - they'll sometimes kick off the most competent chef in favour of some dildo who put wasabi, dog poo and broken glass in their chocolate trifle because it makes better telly.