Inspired by Fearne Cotton Anorexia Documentary

Based on Fearne Cotton's documentary tonight on pro anorexia websites, I hope nobody finds it offensive...

INT. FEARNE COTTON AND A YOUNG GIRL ARE LOOKING AT A PC

FEARNE COTTON
So how did you find the website?

GIRL
I just was searching online for like minded people and I came across it.

FEARNE COTTON
And how often do you spend on here?

GIRL
Sometimes its from the moment I wake up until I go to bed.

FEARNE COTTON
And you and others share tips and things.

GIRL
Yeah there is a forum where we discuss what we are doing, share our goals, show each other how we are getting on.

FEARNE COTTON
Can I take a look

GIRL
Sure

FEARNE COTTON
Oh my God that is sick, I can't believe what I'm reading, I'm amazed people think like that. Do they actually think that is what people want, they must be ill, physically and mentally. And the person who wrote this, is this someone you look up to and admire?

GIRL
Oh yes SootyJ is our leader on the BSG forum.

I kneeeeew there'd be a BSG joke!

A perfect way to mark my 200th post!

Congratulations! Soon you'll be on your 2,000th, unless we scare you off. Enjoy.

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The good news: Your sketch was very funny.
The bad news:

It was at the expense
Of a dyslexic Jew
Get thee hence!
Shame on you!

If SootyJ is that dyslexcic Jew then I am exteremly srroy.

It was praise for unique thinking friend. I'm yet to have a sketch written about my forum traits.

Oh how I long for that day.

Hey Tom,

Sootyj's dyslexia is a fond joke around here - don't worry! And Sootyj is in on it! Check out his 'Happy birthday sootyj' thread (I wrote a 'Tribute poem in it!) here:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/11722

Also his interview with David Bussell; 'Meet the Writers: Joel Soetendorp' here;

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8811

All is explained!

So I'm the punchline eh?

Not a bad sketch though.

Looks like you're the punch - bag!