Quote: Tuumble @ April 8 2009, 4:07 PM BSTLooks can be deceiving - most were less than 20% and there were 4 or 5 with 0%. I was so embarrassed them I took them off.
I think I voted positively to all the ones you've posted above. The proof reader one was my favourite.
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 8 2009, 4:09 PM BSTHonestly Sooty you do invite competition!!
Anyway I've bunged a few up too - I think the first one to go will be "Stephen Fry takes it up the Twitter".
These are colonials.
Anyway like the Somme nothing like being machine gunned with friends.
If one of you is badger67 I'd like a word about nicking some of my stand-up.
Not me I can fail on my own.
Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2009, 5:27 PM BSTNot me I can fail on my own.
Me too.
I might have a go if I ever manage to sign in! GRRR!
Mine are falling on their arse in quite amazing fashion!
Are they gonna choose the winner themselves or is it just down to voting. It seems it's too easy to manipulate. I'm convinced every entrant is negging every others.
Tom G: I couldn't get the activation email on my usual mail server so I used my Yahoo account and it arrived immediately.
Haha! This is fun. I've enjoyed this.
Quote: Beelzebozo @ April 8 2009, 7:39 PM BSTAre they gonna choose the winner themselves or is it just down to voting. It seems it's too easy to manipulate. I'm convinced every entrant is negging every others.
Of course they are. Who's gonna vote for someon else's idea when there's $500 up for grabs?
I think they'll choose the winner themselves. They know very well that everyone will be out to decimate the competition. In fact if your entry is any good you'll probably find it'll be negged even more.
I'm at 50% with:
'Yes, it shrunk in the wash - get over it.'
I've never been so happy with mediocrity.
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....43%
I can feel the burn of the slippery slope already.
Here's mine:
"Why do you hate me? Is it because I wear T-Shirts like this?"
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Quote: Leevil @ April 8 2009, 8:58 PM BSTHere's mine:
"Why do you hate me? Is it because I wear T-Shirts like this?"
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I'd vote that positive - if I didn't want to drag everyone down to hell with me.
I was quite happy with:
"Easter eggs have lost all their religious significance."
...until it got 0%.
I'm up to 62% with 'And on the 8th day I created this T-shirt'. The rest are being mauled to death as I type. Personnaly like 'Tornado's suck' but no-one else did 
Perhaps they're all from Mississippi?
Thanks and CANT BELIEVE you introduced me to this site sootyj.
I think this is definitely a case of everyone mauling everyone elses - although, I have been fair with mine.
I have put in quite a few but my best (which, in my opinion is one of my weakest) has 32%.
"There is only one way to a womans heart. Surgery." - 32%
"If you like my t-shirt wait til you see my jumper" - 27%
"Good sense of humour? like clothes? I've tons of washing at home" - 18%
"My name is Luke, my specialist subject is Star Wars" - 15%
"How long does it take to get you in to bed? 10 inches?" - 11%
