Another song... prompted by Max being in the news again today. What do you nice people think?
TO THE THEME TUNE OF "THE GOODIES" (VERSION 2)
Clifford!
Goody Goody's gone gone
(musical intro)
C – you're a conniving git
L – a lying piece of shit
I – can't stand the fact that we lap
Up all this celebrity crap
You're no goody-goody
F – you're such a f**king fraud
R – do it for your reward
D – you've sold a death for the max
To morally bereft hacks
From OK!
Clifford!
Goody Goody's gone gone
Clifford!
Who's next on your list?
Clifford!
Goody Goody's gone gone
Fallen star? In a jam?
Max is there with a plan.
(musical outro)
Clifford!
Shove it up your bum, bum