What?

2 OLD LADIES ARE HAVING A CUP OF TEA (DOLI AND ETHEL)

DOLI
They come over here to take our jobs and pay our taxes, our taxes!

ETHEL
Are you being racist Doli?

DOLI
And the customs officials have got German Shepherds them's foreign dogs who side are they on?

ETHEL
Ooh you're a terrible racist c**t Doli!

DOLI
And everytime you see a fat bird in one of them Burqaa, it's actually a village full of pygmies in a duvet cover.

A NINJA WALKS ON AN MASTURBATES IN DOLIS FACE.

DOLI
Was I being racist?

ETHEL
Yes you were dear.

DOLI
I don't know what came over me.

Speechless.

Very good.

And everytime you see a fat bird in one of them Burqaa, it's actually a village full of pygmies in a duvet cover.

Liked that bit specially. Just wondering about the sex-pest ninja - is he a kind of recurring thing? It shouldn't work in relation to the rest of the sketch, but some how it does.

One for the treason show Sooty?

One for my own twisted amusement.

The ninja may return in"I don't what came over me."

Oh my oh my, sootyj God bless you! That was the first time I've ever laughed out loud whilst reading something on this website. Thank you! (Whether this means I'm really hard to please, or I just smirk/smile a lot I don't know lol but great sketch).

The Ninja seemed to come out of nowhere (excuse the pun)!

I think the problem is I'm trying to say.

I don't what came over me?

but I'm actually saying.

I don't know who camer over me?

Very "You've been Tangoed". It's good for a read.