INT. BAR & DINER – DAY.
TIM.
Good morning welcome to Happy Day Bar and Diner, how can I help you Sir?
SUPERMAN.
I'll have two toast with eggs over-easy and a pint of spunk please.
TIM.
Em…sorry sir but we can't do that.
SUPERMAN.
What do you mean you can't do that? Just go get me my order.
TIM.
That's not possible Sir, sorry you will just have to go somewhere else.
SUPERMAN.
Look here you little toad, I'm Superman, I'm really tough you know, can bend iron bars and everything, either you get me my order or I start tearing this place apart.
SUPERMAN PICKS UP A SPOON FROM THE COUNTER AND STARTS BENDING BUT CAN'T.
SUPERMAN (CONT'D)
Bollocks…That's a really tricky one isn't it? Forget the bloody eggs then just bring me the spunk I'm loosing power by the second.
A SCABBY LOOKING PROSTITUTE CARRYING A BUCKET ENTERS THE SCENE SHAKING HER HEAD.
TIM.
Look I've tried everything I could, the dirty slut just isn't puking this morning.
