A BAILIF IS KNOCKING ON A DOOR
BAILIF
Oi this is Hokey Kokey bailifs! Head, knees and toes we introduce them all to to a baseball bat!
GORDON BROWN COMES OUT.
BAILIF
Right you Gordon Frown? Aparently you owe the entire world 1.2 trillion dollars? Gone on a bit mental with the Argos catalogue?
GORDON
Will you take a cheque?
BAILIF
For 1.2 trillion dollars? You aven a girrafe? That's more than Corden's spends on pies. You may most certainly not give a cheque! Now which knee do you want first.
JAQUI SMITH RUNS ON.
JAQUI
Gordon we passed it! The new law permitting 30 days grace before the bailiffs get sent in.
GORDON
Ha ha! F**k you ugly!
BAILIFF
I'll be back in 30 days. For you and your kneecaps.
GORDON TAKES OUT HIS MOBILE AND DIALS.
GORDON
Hi Dave Cameron you know you're right I'm going to resign. In 29 days.
JAQUI
Ha ha you're leaving him more of a mess then my husband leaves on the sofa.