GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO JAQUI SMITH.
GORDON
Jaqui are you sure polygraph tests for sex offenders is a good idea? People already think we're more right winged than a one winged seagull.
JAQUI
Gordon sex offenders cause imeasurable harm and are a real harm. And we've already conducted 200 interviews.
GORDON
But how helpful are they? I mean you're only asking one question; have you been wanking over cable porn on my expenses? And all 200 interviews have been with your husband.
JAQUI
We do have some new questions.
HANDS GORDON A FILE
GORDON READS THEM.
GORDON
Will you let half bankers keep their huge pensions? Will you spend 12 billion pounds on NHS computers? What's this got to do with sexual abuse?
JAQUI
It's to stop you f**king up the economy.