SUPERGRAN IS SITTING IN DC COMICS SUPERFRIENDS WATCH TOWER TALKING TO SUPERMAN.
SUPERGRAN
Och who'd a thought a simple wee granny from Paisley would be invited to join yon super friends.
SUPERMAN
Yes we saw you have certain special powers, powers that none of us posess.
SUPERGRAN
Aye my ability to run like speeded up film? Twitch me nose or my hilarious Billy Connolly theme tune?
SUPERMAN
No it's your your wisdom, your beauty, your thick wooly tights that reach all the way to the top. Frankly you're a Gilf.
SUPERGRAN
A what!
SUPERMAN
A granny I'd like to f**k, like Helen Mirren in Calendar Girls or Joan Collins.
We're not just superfriends around here, we're superfriends with privileges.
SUPERGRAN
Ya wee dirty boy some one should spank you!
SUPERMAN
Could you? That would be wonderful.
SUPERGRAN
This isn't an international superteam it's just a chance for you to get your super powered end away!
WONDERWOMAN
No it's not, we all have fun here.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL WONDERWOMAN IS GIVING A WORRIED SUPERGRAN A BACK RUB.