British Comedy Guide

Have Mercy on me - Song

To the tune of MERCY by DUFFY

Sung by MADONNA

Yeah Yeah Yeah x4

(POINTING AT BABIES IN TURN) I want you, you you
To add to my brood
I'm begging you please
Please let me squeeze
In an adoption claim

I want to buy all the kids
It's well understood
In this whole neighbourhood

I don't know what to do
The judge stopped the deal
Guess I'll have to appeal

Chorus
You got me begging you for Mercy
Why won't you release she?
You got me begging you for Mercy
My next child from Malawi
Reverse your decree

Now you think that I
Just want a fourth kid on the side
But you got to understand
With no Guy or a man
I need company yes I do

It's not enough to just have
David Banda
Rocco and Kaballah

My life ain't complete
I know I've got Lourdes
It's no good I'm still bored

You got me begging you for Mercy
To replace my Guy Richie
You got me begging you for Mercy
My next child from Malawi
Reverse your decree
Im begging you for Mercy

I liked this, especially the Kaballah line, I want you, you, you and begging for Mercy, just not sure about Madonna singing a Duffy song though...

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