Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 10:30 PM BSTI have just had the most entertaining conversation! Most amusing dutchman. Sent me this:
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Isn't it lovely?
Quote: Kenneth @ April 5 2009, 12:34 AM BSTI don't think much of omegle. I'm "you" and the person I chatted with was "stranger":
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hows my little gigolo doing?
You: Obviously I have no life if I'm wasting my time here.
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Dont be like that man
You: I've tried on a British sitcoms forum, but no luck.
Stranger: Darn
Stranger: I like small boys
You: All they do is talk about the Inbetweeners, Man Stroke Woman, Sitcom MILF and such stuff.
Stranger: I have my hands down in my pants right now
Stranger: My dick is getting harder and harder
You: Gee, you make the 'Critique' forum look interesting.
Stranger: You make me horny man
You: I don't suppose you're a fan of The Goodies?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like your goodies
You: Perhaps you have Seasons 1-8 of The Goodies on DVD? That's what I'm really after.
Stranger: Your goodies?
You: The Goodies. A classic 1970s BBC comedy starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie.
You: You don't have it?
Stranger: I do only have a tape of your goodies starring you r balls'
You: I was wondering then, perhaps you might have Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: I am recording it right now
Stranger: ?
You: You're recording Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: What?
You: A Very Peculiar Practice, starring Peter Davison, previously best known for Dr Who and All Creatures Great & Small.
Stranger: You are f**king weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote: NickTheDon @ April 5 2009, 9:43 PM BSTYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am so horny right now
You: Chipolata! Fancy seeing you in here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Doh!
I've spent the entire night talking to weird people on that site.
F**king hell. Why? Why?!
Your conversations were so gold I had to try this myself. Mine's not really that funny but I thought I'd post it anyways.
Stranger: hey!
You: Hello
Stranger: convince me why I shouldnt disconnect you
You: Some Brit sent me this link so I thought I'd try it out.
Stranger: alright a newbie
Stranger: ill let you slide on the convincing
You: Why? This site has veterans?
You: Impressive
Stranger: well
Stranger: basically over 1 day and your established
Stranger: are you that new
You: That's the quickest certification process I ever heard of
Stranger: we aren't picky
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: Hooded sweater, brown pants anything that will get you to stop insinuating cybersex.
You: And socks of course, you gotta have socks
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: ehhh
Stranger: socks
Stranger: not particularly a fan of socks over here
Stranger: and ill tell you why
You: I suppose so, they're not designer socks or anything
You: Shoot
Stranger: 1. socks heat my feat up
Stranger: 2. they make my shoes tighter
Stranger: 3. even though no socks make my feet smell a little, I don't mind it
Stranger: 4. flipflops = cash money
Stranger:that's about all I can think of right now
You: I wear socks because 1. It's cold this time of year 2....that's about all I got
Stranger: alright
Stranger: ill give you that
Stranger: I hate wearing shoes sans socks when its cold
Stranger: so are you in canada then?
You: Yup,
You: How did you figure Canada?
You: There are a lot of cold places in the world
Stranger: I only talk to people from the us, canada, finland england and brazil
Stranger: I think I got one from china and one from france
Stranger: I felt my odds were pretty good picking canada
You: Finland can get pretty cold
You: American then?
You: You that is?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lemme ask you this canada
You: Shoot
Stranger: how do you feel about being refered to as americas hat
You: I found it humourous the first few times, now it's become a little tiresome.
Stranger: I bet
Stranger: some guy called us canadas underwear today but im still sayingthat's mexico
Stranger: we are a tshirt
Stranger: possibly some kind of coat
You: Yes that would explain the sweaty and dark areas
You: Underwear that is
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: alright canada dinner time over here
You: Perhaps you guys could be a turtle neck sweater; conservative and protective of vital areas.
Stranger: keep it classy
Quote: bigfella @ April 5 2009, 10:17 PM BSTChrist! I just wasted five minutes of my life trying this!
I wasted twice as long, reading about people wasting their lives. I think mine is the greater waste.
Mine was ummmm fun.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: look for a dicking?
You: This is new for me
You: Ha
You: Not really
Stranger: ah o well
You: You are then?
Stranger: can't blame me for trying
You: No, it was a very good try
You: I applaud you
Stranger: ah well thank you
You:
You: So any other goals for the day?
Stranger: ah well... to get some sleep soon
Stranger: might be a good one honestly
Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 10:37 PM BSTIsn't it lovely?
You are familiar with 'goatse' no? If not, Google it. Warning - don't look.
Yes I am familiar with that. Not too familiar you understand...
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But all these convos are
Anyone else get the feeling that the PhoneJacker guy is salivating?
Stranger: are you serious?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: that can't be!
You: Boo!
Stranger: I have to tell my friends about it!
Stranger: youre lying right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Oh, Hi! Been waiting for you here, what took you so long?
You: I was burying my dog
Stranger: it can come back to you
Stranger: you seen pet cemetary movie yeah?
You: No I dug a very deep hole and filled it with concrete
Stranger: did you shit there?
You: Yes good film, actually it wasn't my dog
You: Don't be disgusting I may have buried it alive but I didn't shit on it
Stranger: it was random dog you killed?
Stranger: did you get a hardon when you killed her?
You: Well it wasn't dead and if the f**ker can dig it may just live
Stranger: dig thru concrete?
Stranger: are you insane?
You: Like I say I didn't kill it, it was an experiment in Darwinisim
You: it could dig downwards?
Stranger: thru whole planet?
You: Wouldn't that be something.
Stranger: you'd be in the guiness records book in no time
You: Well the dog would I'd probably be in prison
You: Maybe of dig down and to the side it could surface?
Stranger: f**king doglovers negros
You: Is that racist? Or do you merely think people with darker skins have more affection for canines?
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2009, 5:43 PM BSTStranger: f**king doglovers negros
You: Is that racist? Or do you merely think people with darker skins have more affection for canines?
I'm taking bets on which one of you reached for the disconnect button first.
I was spent it was a remarkably enjoyable interaction.