My first attempt at a sketch and probably my last.
Really difficult aren't they, will stick with SitCom's.
TWO WOMEN ARE SAT ON A BENCH ONE OF THEM HAS A DOG, THEY ARE LOOKING OUT TOWARDS THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
A MAN IS SQUATTING BETWEEN THE GOALPOSTS GROANING LOUDLY WHILE TAKING A DUMP.
THE TWO WOMEN AND DOG ARE STILL WATCHING, NO REACTION.
MAN HAS STOOD UP, CLOSES HIS TROUSERS THEN PULLS A PLASIC BAG FROM HIS POCKET. THRUSTS HIS HAND INTO THE BAG AND SCOOPS UP THE TURD THEN PROUDLY CARRIES IT TOWARDS THE DOGGY POOP BIN.
THE TWO WOMEN AND DOG ARE STILL WATCHING, SLIGHT REACTION.
MAN PROUDLY PLACES TURD BAG IN BIN AND WALKS OVER TO HIS WIFE WHO AFFECTIONATELY SCRATCHES HIM BEHIND THE EAR.
WIFE:
Who's a good boy then, who's a good boy? You are, yes you are.
THE TWO WOMEN WHO NOW SEEM DISGUSTED LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
WOMAN#1:
Have you ever seen anything so disgusting?
WOMAN#2:
Yeah I know, dirty bugger didn't wipe his arse.
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Alternative ending:
WOMAN#1:
That was TOTALLY out of order.
BOTH WOMEN HEAD SHAKING
WOMAN#1: (CONT'D)
Bitch didn't give him a treat did she.
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