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A MAN WALKS INTO A GROTTY LOOKING ZOO WHISTLING AND SMOKING A ROLLY HE IS CARRYING A LADDER
THE ZOO KEEPER IS STANDING ON STILTS AND WEARING A GIRAFFE MASK.
MAN
Bloody hell what's going on here then!
ZOO
I find you very attractive is that a sin?
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A MAN WALKS INTO A GROTTY ZOO WHISTLING AND SMOKING A ROLLY HE IS CARRYING A LADDER.
THE ZOO KEEPER GLOWERS AT HIM.
ZOO
I suppose you're here to rape the giraffes again? Well you know where they are...bitch.
MAN
Nah mate no giraffe rape today.
ZOO
Oh happy day oh happy day.
MAN
I'm here to rape the camel.
ZOO
That's even more horrible. But why?
MAN
Greek Orthodox New Year.
ZOO
3rd on the left by the petting zoo.