2 POST OPERATIVE TRANSEXUALS (POT1) ARE BEING INTERVIEWED.
POT1
That's when they sliced the tip of my penis off, to be made into a jumbo clitoris.
POT2
And you had that under local anaesthetic?
POT1
Of course watch the film!
PULL BACK TO REVEAL WE ARE IN A CINEMA FILLED 50/50 WITH FAMILIES AND FAT GEEKY GUYS WATCHING THE ABOVE SCENE ON THE SCREEN.
FX
WE HEAR THE SOUND OF A VERY LOUD AND BLOODY OPERATION
THE AUDIENCE THROW UP NOISILY AND CRY WITH HORROR
PULL BACK FURTHER SOOTYJ IS IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH WITH A PROJECTIONIST.
PROJECTIONIST
You put the wrong transformers film on.
SOOTYJ
I don't think I did.