British Comedy Guide

The full on Sootyj

2 POST OPERATIVE TRANSEXUALS (POT1) ARE BEING INTERVIEWED.

POT1
That's when they sliced the tip of my penis off, to be made into a jumbo clitoris.

POT2
And you had that under local anaesthetic?

POT1
Of course watch the film!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL WE ARE IN A CINEMA FILLED 50/50 WITH FAMILIES AND FAT GEEKY GUYS WATCHING THE ABOVE SCENE ON THE SCREEN.

FX
WE HEAR THE SOUND OF A VERY LOUD AND BLOODY OPERATION

THE AUDIENCE THROW UP NOISILY AND CRY WITH HORROR

PULL BACK FURTHER SOOTYJ IS IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH WITH A PROJECTIONIST.

PROJECTIONIST
You put the wrong transformers film on.

SOOTYJ
I don't think I did.

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