GEORGE GALLOWAY IS ADRESSING 2 WOMEN AND A BLOKE.
GEORGE
Right I'm George Galloway, pint sized sex machine and leader of the peoples revoloution. Now I've heard accusations that we G20 protestors are all protesting about diferent things, so what are you protesting about?
WOMAN1
Every day 1000s of small defencelss creatures are being wiped out by global warming and pollution.
GEORGE
Are so you're an animal rights acitivist?
WOMAN1
When they should be being ripped to pieces by savage dogs whilst posh people on horses laugh at them. I'm a prohunt acitivist.
GEORGE
And you what kind of protestor are you?
WOMAN2 WALKS UPTO GEORGE PUTS A PAPERBAG ON HIS HEAD, KISSES GEORGE AND THEN SITS ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS THUMB IN HIS MOUTH.
GEORGE
You're an anarchist aren't you?
WOMAN2
Wibble down with everything organised.
MAN
Enough of this! F**k the government! F**k the rich! F**k the poor! F**k chubby goth prostitutes!
GEORGE
Joining the protest Russell Brand come on then!
GEORGE MARCHES OFF, RUSSELL BRAND WALKS OFF THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE WITH THE 2 WOMEN.