GORDON BROWN, NICOLAS SARKOZY AND ANGELA MERKLE ARE STANDING LOOKING OUT OF A WINDOW.
SARKOZY
So Gordon you are not scared these protestors will be able to get at us here? It's just I forgot the official whiteflag of France and I don't know how I'd surrender.
ANGELA
Ah my little friend surely you could wave your pants at them? Carla told me she packed your white y fronts.
SARKOZY
Well they're not white anymore.
GORDON
No problem Mr Sarkozy we're kettling the protestors.
ANGELA
Kettling what is that?
GORDON
When we get a big bunch of trouble makers who won't do as they're told we keep them in place till they behave.
SARKOZY
And if they try and escape?
GORDON
We threaten them with a great big horse. Now about my 1.1 billion pound plan to save the economy?
SARKOZY
Non, what would that leave us French to spend on afternoon naps and torturing Geese?
ANGELA
Come my little French teapot we're leaving.
GORDON
Don't make me kettle you.
ANGELA
And where are you going to find a horse in Downing Street?
SARKOZY
Unless monseur Oliver is cooking one in which case I'm staying.
GORDON WHISTLES.
JAQUI SMITH COMES ON RAISES HER ARMS UP AND NEIGHS FURIOUSLY AT THEM.
GORDON
Meet Home Secretariat.
